A NIGERIAN SPRING LONG OVERDUE
I was a visiting professor in Paris last fall and it was the first day
of class. I was making copies for my 10:30 class at the faculty lounge
where two female professors were kibitzing by the coffee machine.
“Oh, yeah,” one said. “Soon as I learned he’s Nigerian, I discounted everything he’d said as fraud.”
“Smart move,” agreed the other, nodding, “nothing good’s ever come out of that country. ...” I cringed, held my breath and skedaddled on to my classroom, where my
students wanted to know my nationality. I’m American. “Bot Professa,” an
African student’s hand flew up, “ware you from originally? I hear the
voice of Africa.” I inhaled deeply, chuckled but ignored that question.
When I left Nigeria for the United States in 1980, the plan was to earn
an M.B.A., a doctorate in economics, and then return. It was my moral
obligation to help develop my country, whose oil wealth financed my
education. An M.B.A., a Ph.D. and 32 years later, I’m still here,
abroad. In 1992, when I applied for a position at my alma mater, the
University of Ibadan, the dean replied, “Why on earth would you want to
return when everybody’s trying to escape?” No one’s been paid for over
three months, he explained, and universities are on strike half the
time.
Twenty years later, Nigeria can still bring the crazy.
In 1980, the naira had a very favorable exchange rate against the
dollar. En route to the United States, I stopped over in London. All
along King’s Road, the shopkeepers beckoned: “Nigerian? Welcome. Come
inside.” I was proud to be from Nigeria and was offended when the
country was confused with Niger. But, today, if I can pass for someone
from Niger sadly, I would be glad.
Is there a person on the planet who remains unfamiliar with the Nigerian
e-mail scam? As a Nigerian living abroad, I’ve become embarrassed indeed scared after learning that in February 2003 a Czech victim of
an Internet fraud murdered an innocent Nigerian in Prague.
That isn’t the scariest narrative not by a long shot. In recent years,
Nigerians abroad have been warned: “Don’t come home. Just send money.”
But if one must, say, attend a wedding, a funeral or take a chieftaincy
title, it is necessary to hire prearranged police protection from the
moment you land at the airport until the moment you depart.
Last summer, my ailing 87-year-old mother, worried that her days are
numbered, called a family reunion for Christmas. My three U.S.-based
siblings and I made plans to return home with all our kids. At the last
minute, my brother sent an e-mail canceling the reunion. “What?” my
daughter said, her glass of iced tea slipping out of her hands and
shattering on the tile floor. Uncle Tony can’t guarantee our safety in
Nigeria, I explained. “What about hired armed security like the last time?” she inquired. I
showed her the link to the news report my brother had sent headlined,
“Gunmen Kill U.S. Returnee in Enugu,” his hometown in Nigeria.
Ogbo Edoga had returned from the United States to attend the meeting of
an organization of Nigerian professionals in the United States to raise
funds for an ultramodern medical diagnostic center in his ancestral
village. On his way, he was robbed and shot and killed with an AK-47. He
had hired police protection, as had many Nigerians who visited our
motherland only to be robbed and murdered. The lucky ones got kidnapped
and released after their families paid a huge ransom. And now, Mom’s
joined the choir: “Don’t come home.”
Here’s what is shameful: This is the Nigeria that has been one of the
world’s top 10 oil exporters for decades; the presumed “Giant of Africa”
when I was leaving in 1980. But three decades later, despite a
half-century of billions of petrodollar inflow, in March 2011, at a
World Bank-O.E.C.D. conference in Paris, I found myself sliding down my
chair to hide my face behind my laptop as a fellow economist explained
why Nigeria was excluded in a comparative study thusly: Since Nigeria
(with South Africa) dominates the Sub-Saharan African economy and since
Nigeria does so poorly at wealth creation, if included, it would render
Sub-Saharan Africa’s genuine savings dwarfish vis-à-vis East Asia and
Latin America.
Here’s the thing: One doesn’t need a Ph.D. in economics to understand
the correlation between poverty and today’s high crime rate in Nigeria.
When corrupt politicians persistently embezzle public funds rather than
produce proper policies, the result is a stagnant economy and its
attendant human misery — high unemployment and massive poverty.
Marginalized youths resort to Internet scams, kidnapping, or join Boko Haram. When the police go unpaid for months, the citizens become the logical prey.
That’s where Nigeria is today. It will not change until we, the people,
join in a mass outrage against corruption, demand transparent accounting
of our oil revenues and economic justice. Only then will an honest
leadership emerge to invest a fair share of the oil revenues in capital
in such a way as to permanently raise the consumption level of the
masses. Otherwise we Nigerian expatriates — the most educated immigrant
group in the United States — will remain in exile, and Nigeria will
remain a breeding ground for terrorism.
Is there an Honest Ernest among Nigerians who is able to galvanize us?
Can something that good come out of Nigeria? That’s a palm reader’s
guess.
May Akabogu-Collins is a visiting professor of economics at the American Business School in Paris.

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